The Matriarchy of Kawaii Einundachtzig is a massive, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, cynical population of 4.823 billion Kawaii Einundachtzigians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Welfare, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.8%.

The strong Kawaii Einundachtzigian economy, worth 231 trillion war bonds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 48,064 war bonds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 309,779 per year while the poor average 3,012, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kawaii Einundachtzig's national animal is the white rabbit, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kawaii Einundachtzig is ranked 165,286^th in the world and 4,267^th in the Rejected Realms for Most Patriotic, with 7.6 flags saluted per person per day.